A hopelessly fantastical conspiracy-theory thread about the mysterious absency of the Sheldon we know and love. What is he doing now? Is he in a lab in Russia, looking at a whiteboard through a tube? Did the mothership take him back? Did his skin rip open revealing praying mantis claws, forcing him to go into hiding?

We can dream. *snivel*

A floundering attempt at whimsical conversation... I often like pondering this myself. There are some things people go mad about, but there is always the small portion (i.e. Me) who doesn't get the hysteria at all. Example:

- Lord Of The Rings. I appreciate that they are very well done books/films, but it all leaves me cold. Some friends invited me to a LORD OF THE RINGS MARATHON. I came to the conclusion that a MARATHON was not a good place to start if you don't know whether you even like the films. I have not read the books. I sat there for about 12 hours with only pizza, cans of non-alchoholic (why couldn't it be alchoholic?!?) summer-fruit cider and off-topic banter to keep me from killing myself.

- Onesies. I guess you have to remove them if you need the toilet, or is there a flap?

- Pippa Middleton's behind. Old news I know, but it really pissed me off. Maybe it's a guy thing. I don't think much of female behinds.

- Biffy Clyro. I just think all their songs sound too similar.

- Chocolate. I do not have this fabled female obsession with chocolate. If I do have some I need a drink and something salty at hand.

- Amy Farrah Fowler! (I'm not going to explain that again )

- Jennifer Lawrence.

- George Clooney. Is it just me or does he look a tiny bit like he might stink of piss and cigarettes?

A celebration of the sublime snarkship between Sheldon and Howard. No, I'm not going to attempt to portmanteau-ize it. That's for others to decide.

One of my favorites, even though it's more of an example of indirect sniping...





Oh Howard...