1. Claims to have invented the word "appeteaser"
2. Can be mollified by Milk Duds
3. Aficionado of Archie comics
4. Possibly believes Penny's name is "Babe"
5. Has a questionable understanding of starfish anatomy
6. Has a questionable understanding of lasers
7. Has a questionable understanding of <fill in the blank>
And Brian Thomas Smith steals EVERY scene in The Justice League Recombination. In my opinion, of course.
In response to a request from Cassius Moriarty (and who could ignore such a name?) we now have a Fan Fiction Recommendation Thread. Please deposit links to your favourite bits of verbiage here, along with, perhaps, a little spiel about what occurs within the story, or why you particularly favour it. Or you could just dump the link and scarper.
Like so;
"Partnership" by SpaceAnJL http://archiveofourown.org/works/833431
General blether on the topic itself can also go here, naturally.