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I know there's alot of snobbery about comics/comicbooks. The superhero ones and graphic novels have that, great graphics. But I really like the badly drawn, simple, but with concept, ones as well!

(04-15-2014, 01:56 AM)pilot fish Wrote: [ -> ] I know there's alot of snobbery about comics/comicbooks. The superhero ones and graphic novels have that, great graphics. But I really like the badly drawn, simple, but with concept, ones as well!

They aren't badly drawn. They are stylistically simpler.

More stylistically simpler idiocy

I've been of the opinion that children/young adults are so smart because they know everthing their parents know, plus all their own new stuff. Arctic Monkeys were musically sophisticated at seventeen. I think the internet has changed everthing; schools will be closed, our minds develop in new ways, lateral connectivity improves creativity. Oculus Rift, when it's more developed, and cheaper. That opens up incredible possibilities.

My Coleslaw Recipe
by Emo Philips

1. Chop cabbage into large bowl.
2. Look for green peppers.
3. Drive to store.
4. Choose green peppers.
5. Carry them to cashier.
6. Drive home.
7. Find wallet.
8. Drive to store.
9. Buy green peppers.
10. Drive home.
11. Chop green peppers into bowl.
12. Look for mayonnaise.
13. Drive to store.
14. Buy mayonnaise.
15. Drive home.
16. Mix mayonnaise into bowl.
17. Look for raisins.
18. Drive to store.
19. Buy stupid raisins.
20. Ignore stupid cashier's snickering.
21. Drive home.
22. Mix raisins into bowl.
23. Look for miserable lousy stupid carrots.
24. Drive to stupid lousy store.
25. Buy miserable stupid lousy carrots.
26. Call stupid miserable snickering cashier a Nazi.
27. Crawl to car.
28. Drive home.
29. Chop stupid damned miserable lousy carrots into damned stupid lousy miserable bowl.
30. Look for finger.
31. Look harder for finger.
32. Look everywhere for finger.
33. See cat scurrying away.
34. Follow cat into new neighbor's house, surprising him in middle of drug deal.
35. Dive over sofa to escape gunfire, landing on cat's tail, causing cat to screech and jump up into new neighbor's face and claw his eyes as he's bending over the sofa about to shoot you, enabling you to grab the gun from his hand, enabling you to hold the gun on him until the cops arrive, who then arrest him and drive you and the cat to the hospital where the cat's stomach is pumped and your finger is found and sewn back on good as new.
36. Collect reward of half of neighbor's property from drug auction, then just buy all the delicious coleslaw you want from a nice deli.

http://www.viz.co.uk/toptips.html They're not all funny, but then, that one!

(04-24-2014, 11:55 PM)pilot fish Wrote: [ -> ]http://www.viz.co.uk/toptips.html They're not all funny, but then, that one!

Oh, I love VIZ top tips. I've got a book of them. One that made me snigger was this: "Buy sprouts and put them at the end of your kitchen to make it look bigger. You can tell people they are far away cabbages."

And a bonus video:

SICK!