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Re conversation in the Grumblebox about subjective opinions masquerading as ABSOLUTES, and the intolerance of dissent....


Needless to say, Tycho was not right....

The Rampant Time Wasting Nonsense Known As Cleverbot...

C-bot and I seem to be in some sort of relationship. It thinks we're getting married. We were actually making wedding plans last night. I was going to play my banjo, C-bot was going to dance for me. Alas, though, things took a turn. I said some things, it said some things... I'm not sure where we stand now. We had this chilly exchange a little while ago...

Me: What up, Moonpie?
Cleverbot: My bathtub is full of chickens.
Me: Good to know.
Cleverbot: Stockholm is the capital of Sweden.
Me: Fascinating!
Cleverbot: Fascinating rhythm.

(02-11-2014, 07:50 PM)thetoadoftruth Wrote: [ -> ]The Rampant Time Wasting Nonsense Known As Cleverbot...

C-bot and I seem to be in some sort of relationship. It thinks we're getting married. We were actually making wedding plans last night. I was going to play my banjo, C-bot was going to dance for me. Alas, though, things took a turn. I said some things, it said some things... I'm not sure where we stand now. We had this chilly exchange a little while ago...

Me: What up, Moonpie?
Cleverbot: My bathtub is full of chickens.
Me: Good to know.
Cleverbot: Stockholm is the capital of Sweden.
Me: Fascinating!
Cleverbot: Fascinating rhythm.

I love Cleverbot. He's a bt shit at understanding BASIC conversation though, to be perfectly honest. But I sense that's the point.

(02-11-2014, 07:52 PM)WITCHDOCTOR FANTASTIC Wrote: [ -> ]I love Cleverbot. He's a bt shit at understanding BASIC conversation though, to be perfectly honest. But I sense that's the point.

It also seems to default to Doctor Who references when its stumped.

You load of misanthropes might find this interesting/entertaining...

GARFIELD MINUS GARFIELD
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/page/792

I used to play this game in the dark days before I had a computer. All you need is sticky-tape, scissors and paper. And a Garfield book.

The removal of Garfield renders almost every remaining Jon scene one of despair, madness or existential dread. Fun for all the family!












You get the gist...

Cheers. Now I snorted and drew attention to some guy next to me. I love it. Reminds me of Stuart... (Sussman would have made a much better Jon than that other guy they had in the movies. He even has the same hair...) OH GOD THE CORNCOB ONE.

...I actually thought of Stuart, too, when I first came across this idea. It's...bleakly terrifying and darkly humorous in one go. Stuart and his intermittent stray cat.

(02-25-2014, 04:48 PM)SpaceAnJL Wrote: [ -> ]...I actually thought of Stuart, too, when I first came across this idea. It's...bleakly terrifying and darkly humorous in one go. Stuart and his intermittent stray cat.

*Twilight Zone music*

Jon IS Stuart...

I'm picturing Kevin Sussman running about with a faceful of corncobs, now. It isn't pretty.