09-26-2015, 08:15 AM
I'd be perfectly happy for whatever that thing is above to marry Sheldon, provided it didn't try to change him, wasn't introduced as a love interest for the sole purpose of trying to amass bigger ratings, wasn't responsible for his character's demise, didn't violently alter its personality every season, or episode, wasn't simultaneously self-pitying AND contemptuous of its "friends", and didn't manipulate or shout at him. Indeed if it genuinely loved him, and not a "boyfriend concept", it could have my blessing.
Non-Cthulhu-type characters, if Sheldon HAS to be with anyone...<Because I'm Bored Inc. Listed in Order Of Magnitude>
Characters on Big Bang that I'd be delighted for Sheldon to be partnered with; Penny, Wil Wheaton, Martha.
Characters on Big Bang that I'd happily tolerate Sheldon being partnered with; Leonard, Raj, Leslie Winkle, Zack Johnson, Stephanie Barnett, Lalita Gupta, Emily, Howard, Dr. Gablehauser.
Characters on Big Bang that I'd grumblingly accept him being partnered with; Mrs. Hofstadter
, Bernadette, Stuart, Priya, Kripke, Toby Loobenfeld, Mrs. Davis, President Siebert, Alex, Lucy.
Characters on Big Bang which I'd rather chew my own face off than have Sheldon partnered with; Amy Farrah Fowler, Alicia, David Underhill, Captain Sweatpants (he betrayed Stuart, and he touched all the cheese), Joy, Speckerman, Todd Zarnecki, Kurt, Dr. Plimpton, Ramona, the Whore of Omaha.
(yes I'm going back to work now)
Non-Cthulhu-type characters, if Sheldon HAS to be with anyone...<Because I'm Bored Inc. Listed in Order Of Magnitude>
Characters on Big Bang that I'd be delighted for Sheldon to be partnered with; Penny, Wil Wheaton, Martha.
Characters on Big Bang that I'd happily tolerate Sheldon being partnered with; Leonard, Raj, Leslie Winkle, Zack Johnson, Stephanie Barnett, Lalita Gupta, Emily, Howard, Dr. Gablehauser.
Characters on Big Bang that I'd grumblingly accept him being partnered with; Mrs. Hofstadter
, Bernadette, Stuart, Priya, Kripke, Toby Loobenfeld, Mrs. Davis, President Siebert, Alex, Lucy. Characters on Big Bang which I'd rather chew my own face off than have Sheldon partnered with; Amy Farrah Fowler, Alicia, David Underhill, Captain Sweatpants (he betrayed Stuart, and he touched all the cheese), Joy, Speckerman, Todd Zarnecki, Kurt, Dr. Plimpton, Ramona, the Whore of Omaha.
(yes I'm going back to work now)
"WHERE THE HELL'S MY PARACHUTE?"