The Existential Angst of Stuart Bloom

[Wisp]

OI! This is an upcoming feature article you fantastical bastard!
Actually, it would probably help if you all amassed a nice collection of quotes for us here, so I don't have to do all the legwork...
(Thinks)
Yes, carry on, carry on...I'LL BE BACK

Shit.

Feature article?

(Well I don't see how this thread and the article can't have the same name.)

I'll just dump a modest pile of quotes on here, shall I?

Stuart: I don't think I've ever felt so rejected. And I had a rescue dog that ran back to the pound.

Stuart: When I was a baby, my mother called me her little possum.
Raj: Are possums cute?
Stuart: Not at all.

Stuart: How about those guys on that bench over there? They look pathetic. Maybe we could talk to them.
Raj: That's a mirror.

Raj: Okay, let's try it again. But this time, pretend the girl you want to meet doesn't want to hurt you.
Stuart: I don't think I can give you that.



Jesus, I've just realised that I may be a bit of a Stuart myself.

I'm a bit annoyed that I can't find his quote about the cat that he feeds occasionally, which sometimes never shows up. It's heartbreaking.