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Banned from Comic-Con - SpaceAnJL - 03-12-2017 When we pulled into San Diego in need of R&R The gang set out investigating every joint and bar. We had high expectations of their hospitality But found too late it wasn't geared for gamers such as we. Chorus: And we're banned from Comic-Con, ev'ryone Banned from Comic-Con just for having a little fun We spent a jolly geek fest there just for three days or four But Comic-Con doesn't want us any more Leonard's tastes were simple, but his methods were complex We found him pursuing five dif'rent girls, whining at them all for sex Security were on the way, he got no second chance We pulled him away in the nick of time, still in his baggy pants Our Penny, she would yield to none at putting down the brew She out-drank seven cosplayers and a demonstration crew An attempt to drown out boredom meant she outdrank almost all And now they've got the beigemobile on the roof of the great hall Our proper Dr Cooper was drugged with something green And hauled into an alley, where he suffered things obscene. He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear Except a tic, an IQ drop and and the loss of half his hair Amy Farrah Fowler disappeared into the main bazaar Buying an odd green cocktail 'guaranteed to cause Pon Farr' She came home with no cardigan and a truly creepy leer And a way of making Sheldon twitch and flinch in fear Howard (no PhD) Wolowitz won a hall-wide bet By hacking into the attendee's con'frence intranet Now every time someone calls up on a SdCC screen The flesh is there, but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen Rajesh loves humanity, though half of it sends him quiet Security arrested him for inciting a Cosplay riot We found him in the city jail, and promptly bailed him free Intact except for hickeys and a Showtunes DVD. Bernadette loves exotic germs, the germs all love her, too She took some on the trip with her to see what they would do 'Til the convention manager called us up and swore upon his life Talking fungus had engulfed his house and then seduced his wife Wheaton's posse landed, and nobody seemed to care They stamped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there Half our gang was dealing cards, and invited them to play They took one look at 'Warlords of Ka'a' and quickly ran away (WHEEEATOONN!!) Our gang is CalTech's finest, and our record is our pride And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide We're sorry about the shitty scripts and the shipwars and the fuss At least we're sure that fandom won't be quick forgetting us! RE: Banned from Comic-Con - Tuesday Pajamas - 03-12-2017 Very funny. Don't suppose you know they all decided not to go to comic con this time for various reasons we never wanted to see. So this is the anti-episode. They trade the fun every time these days. the panel should be "banned from comic con" as they don't support nerd culture anymore. It's all about explaining how they grew out of it like no one can possibly chose not too. |