This thread will contain fan created stories where Sheldon and Penny do the "Dance with no pants."
These stories are about heart-pounding, jaw-dropping sex, so don't hold your breath for much of a plot Most of these are short stories (around 5,000 words, although a few longer PwP’s snuck in), and will definitely contain descriptive sex.
Indicates FanFiction BBT Top 200 Favorite. Stories with after author denotes HQ member.
So scoundrels/my fellow miserable nostalgics, this is obviously a direct rehash of the Buzzfeed article HERE; 23 Times Big Bang's Odd Couple Stole the Show which I distracted, then kicked in the kneecaps and dragged back to HQ.
Purpose of which - To add your own, or otherwise nominate scenes which exemplify the peculiar and vivid relationship of Sheldon & Penny, the heart, soul and middle finger of the show.
“There are no scenes more fun to do, I feel like, than the ones between Sheldon and Penny. They are such a wonderful odd couple.” Jim Parsons
1. When Sheldon taught Penny physics.
2. When Penny taught Sheldon acting (and broke him).
3. When Sheldon strung Penny’s panties up on the telephone wire.
4. When Penny made Sheldon buy a suit with only one colour in it.
5. When Sheldon got Penny hooked on Age of Conan.
6. When Penny got Sheldon hooked on coffee.
7. When Sheldon tried training Penny with chocolate.
8. When Penny got caught in Sheldon’s whiny, hyper-neurotic snot-web.
9. When Penny knew about the Kobayashi Maru.
10. When Penny tried buoying Sheldon’s spirits.
11. When Sheldon tried being comforting.
12. When Sheldon actually was comforting.
13. When Penny and Sheldon went to court.
14. When Penny got Sheldon sick. Again.
15. When Sheldon commandeered Penny’s bed.
16. When Sheldon tried being chivalrous.
17. When Penny made spaghetti with little hot dogs for Sheldon.
18. When they optimised the manufacture of Penny Blossoms.
19. Whenever they attempt chit-chat.
20. Whenever they drive together.
21. Whenever they do laundry together.
22. Whenever Sheldon triple-knocks on Penny’s door (and that's almost 40 times)
Most 
after author denotes HQ member.
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