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Bert (Brian Posehn)

Wed, 13 Dec 2017 22:48:14 +0000

WE all not fans of the later seasons but I have to say I have an appreciation of Brian Posehn, who plays Bert. He's got something and here are some clips of this guy in action. He's a little too good for BBT huh?

Rendered Quizzical - Missy Cooper

Mon, 28 Apr 2014 20:20:30 +0000

Missy: Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.
Leonard: Excuse me?
Sheldon: She’s my twin sister, she thinks she’s funny but frankly I’ve never been able to see it.
Missy: It’s because you have no measurable sense of humour, Shelly.
Sheldon: How exactly would one measure a sense of humour? A humourmometer?

Leonard: If the wedding’s not until tomorrow, why don’t you stay with us tonight?
Missy: Oh, I don’t think so. Shelly doesn’t like company. Even as a little boy he’d send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.
Sheldon: They were not friends, they were imaginary colleagues.

Missy: So anyway, we’re eight years old, and Sheldon converts my easy-bake oven to some kind of high-powered furnace.
Leonard: Hee-hee, just classic.
Sheldon: I needed a place to fire ceramic semi-conductor substrates for home-made integrated circuits.
Missy: He was trying to build some kind of armed robot to keep me out of his room.
Sheldon: Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.
Missy: Anyway, I go to make those little corn muffins they give you, there’s a big flash, next thing you know my eyebrows are gone.
Howard: Ha-ha, not your eyebrows?
Missy: Yep. I had to go through the entire second grade with crooked eyebrows my Mom drew on.
Sheldon: Is that what that was? I just assumed that the second grade curriculum had rendered you quizzical.

Missy: Okay. I’m not even going to ask why you’re pimping me out for cheese.

Sheldon: I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird. You know, a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds. Of course the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food, leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death. Luckily for you, that’s where the metaphor ended.
Missy: I thought it ended at cuckoo.

Missy: Come on, Shelly. I want you to know I’m very proud of you.
Sheldon: Really?
Missy: Yup, I’m always bragging to my friends about my brother the rocket scientist.
Sheldon: You tell people I’m a rocket scientist?
Missy: Well yeah.
Sheldon: I’m a theoretical physicist.
Missy: What’s the difference?
Sheldon: What’s the difference?
Missy: Goodbye Shelly.
Sheldon: My God! Why don’t you just tell them I’m a toll taker at the Golden Gate Bridge? Rocket scientist, how humiliating.

Wheaton Contra Cooper - A Beautiful Villainry

Tue, 04 Mar 2014 03:12:08 +0000

I'm meant to be writing a page on the "Metaphysics of Being Wil Wheaton", so I've been avoiding starting a thread on the bloke, for fear it would sap my thoughts on the matter...However, as it seems my thoughts are currently occupied with posting pictures of Wolowitz as a Centaur, I think my thoughts are not particularly clever enough to notice this thread going on.

At the very least, I'm going to post some pictures dammit...

From arch-nemesis through to All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet-Buddy, Wheaton has gone through a peculiar transmutation. The man who (to all intents and purposes) killed his grandmother to win a Ka'a tournament, broke up Leonard and Penny to win a Bowling Match, and called Amy a pain in the arse, is now clasped in a peculiarly Sheldonic embrace of love and mild fanaticism. Except for when he has to shampoo his beard.

Let us cast a fond eye back on this fervent villainship.

(and we can't argue with Tweety-Bird now, can we...)

The Kwipke Kwippwuh

Mon, 10 Feb 2014 03:54:08 +0000

Kripke (arriving): Hey, Hofstadter. Word around the pwasma wab is you built a wobot?

Leonard: Yes we did, Kripke.

Sheldon: His name is M.O.N.T.E.

Kripke: Well, if you have any dewusions about entewing him against my wobot, the Kwipke Kwippler in the Southern California Wobot Fighting League Wound Wobin Invitational, aka the S.C.aw.F.L.aw.aw.I., his name is gonna be Swrap Metal.

Coopah!

Moon Pies Meemaw

Sun, 26 Jan 2014 06:54:28 +0000

Meemaw, we've heard about her, but she hasn't been seen yet. Who do you want to play her, and what would you like to see (or not see) in the episode.

Sheldon's Kryptonite - Mary Cooper

Wed, 15 Jan 2014 19:59:09 +0000

The only one who seems to know where the re-set button is located...

A passionate and impulsive woman.

Fri, 10 Jan 2014 21:25:23 +0000

It sure does...

A thread dedicated to the world's most bouncy and excitable woman ever to walk this earth: Leslie Winkle.

What can I say? She's just a passionate and impulsive woman.

"Rush me to the burn unit."

It's a bird. It's a plane. It's ZACK JOHNSON!!

Fri, 10 Jan 2014 16:12:47 +0000

Facts about Zack:

1. Claims to have invented the word "appeteaser"
2. Can be mollified by Milk Duds
3. Aficionado of Archie comics
4. Possibly believes Penny's name is "Babe"
5. Has a questionable understanding of starfish anatomy
6. Has a questionable understanding of lasers
7. Has a questionable understanding of

And Brian Thomas Smith steals EVERY scene in The Justice League Recombination. In my opinion, of course.

The Existential Angst of Stuart Bloom

Mon, 06 Jan 2014 12:16:31 +0000

An appreciation thread for the oft overlooked epitome of despair, Stuart. (credits to Gripe for the title.)

Look at the joy on his face.

Raj: What did you put as the one word description of yourself?
Stuart: I put unobjectionable. But now I hear it out loud, it just seems like I'm being cocky.

Bless him.