7.16 The Table Polarization

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Totally. Leonard will be on top of Penny after he hears that, asking her at least every ten minutes if she really does think about leaving him like the insecure brat that he is. She'll most likely be bringing out the whine bottles just to shut him up and have herself get lost in the booze as a stress reliever.

And is the exact reason why those two will NEVER work out as 'just friends' because Leonard will always see her as a piece of ass rather than someone he could be himself around.

Freudian slip, there? And frankly, if he was himself around me, I'd mace the little creep in the face. He isn't a particularly interesting individual, anyway, before you get to the mommy issues, the needy insecurity and the total lack of anything resembling professional ethics.