02-05-2014, 10:29 PM
Oh this is a great topic. There are sooo many innuendoes but shame on you all, and damn my eyes for seeing and hearing them. Sheldon is obsessed with Penny's sexual prowess.
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Sheldon: Yes, Penny has a lot of her money tied up in promiscuity futures.
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Penny: What was all that about me trading sexual favours for material gain?
Sheldon: It was a compliment. I believe in giving credit where credit is due.
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Sheldon: That’s a good idea, get your rest. There are a lot more rich old ladies out there, and Daddy needs a new linear accelerator. And I thought he didn’t learn anything from his relationship with you.
Penny: Hey!
Sheldon: Another compliment! Learn to recognize them.
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Sheldon: Yes, Penny has a lot of her money tied up in promiscuity futures.
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Penny: What was all that about me trading sexual favours for material gain?
Sheldon: It was a compliment. I believe in giving credit where credit is due.
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Sheldon: That’s a good idea, get your rest. There are a lot more rich old ladies out there, and Daddy needs a new linear accelerator. And I thought he didn’t learn anything from his relationship with you.
Penny: Hey!
Sheldon: Another compliment! Learn to recognize them.