Homo Novus: Where Is He Now?

[Idle Miscreant]

ATTENTION you bunch of thread-unraveling scoundrels, THIS is the thread to discuss the possibly future existence of Homo Novus. As Witchdoctor said;

"A hopelessly fantastical conspiracy-theory thread about the mysterious absency of the Sheldon we know and love. What is he doing now? Is he in a lab in Russia, looking at a whiteboard through a tube? Did the mothership take him back? Did his skin rip open revealing praying mantis claws, forcing him to go into hiding?"

Prithee continue on in this fashion.