03-05-2016, 11:28 AM
And at the end of this long ignominious day, what was it all for? What's the takeaway here?
That if you wait, and wait, and wait and wait, and drop some subtle hints and some not-so-subtle hints and then all but scream that you want sex, and debase yourself, and bribe and connive and conspire, and roll your eyes and disparage and screech I'M THE BEST GIRLFRIEND YOU'LL EVER HAVE, and whine and pine and preen, and stomp away in a stony-faced huff, and stay away long enough, just long enough, until something HALLELUJAH! turns over in your manchild boyfriend, and he seeks you out and murmurs dubious lovewords, and so now you're his heartworm, and he offers up his genitals on your birthday...
on your birthday...
only on your birthday...
and afterwards the veil drops again, and he doesn't get it, and you ain't getting it, and so you wait, and wait and wait...?
That's like the longest ever setup (and carnage) for a punchline. A bazinga. Sheldon finally FINALLY has sex. Five episodes later it's back to no business as usual.
That if you wait, and wait, and wait and wait, and drop some subtle hints and some not-so-subtle hints and then all but scream that you want sex, and debase yourself, and bribe and connive and conspire, and roll your eyes and disparage and screech I'M THE BEST GIRLFRIEND YOU'LL EVER HAVE, and whine and pine and preen, and stomp away in a stony-faced huff, and stay away long enough, just long enough, until something HALLELUJAH! turns over in your manchild boyfriend, and he seeks you out and murmurs dubious lovewords, and so now you're his heartworm, and he offers up his genitals on your birthday...
on your birthday...
only on your birthday...
and afterwards the veil drops again, and he doesn't get it, and you ain't getting it, and so you wait, and wait and wait...?
That's like the longest ever setup (and carnage) for a punchline. A bazinga. Sheldon finally FINALLY has sex. Five episodes later it's back to no business as usual.
OH PLEASE...