Where No Sheldon Has Gone Before....(Fan Fiction Recommendations)

[Idle Miscreant]

I'm not one for romance in general, nor for fics where a hitherto asexual character is suddenly waving his bits around in the laundry room. Unless it's funny.
Like here; The Cooper Methodology or, How Sheldon Lost the Bet <smut ahoy in that one...be warned> Otherwise I find myself shrieking and leaping away from the computer with the speed of a thousand gods. I am essentially either a wimp or a prude or just terribly naive, I haven't decided yet.
Anyroad, my favourite stories are still those where Sheldon's a sentient spaceship. Or a toaster. Or a cat. Ghost. etc.

But this is rather lovely;

The Tabular Analysis
By: musetastique
Penny's insecure, and Sheldon's... not really helping. But he's Sheldon and she's Penny, and it works. Friendshippy.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8908296/1/T...r-Analysis

This is also rather lovely;

The Moonlight Cooties Infection
By: arabean
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5902378/1/T...-Infection

This one is amusing and quite plausible, set post S5 (Grrrrr!) but features old style Sheldon. Also has a pleasant ending for Leonard and Amy. So everyone should be bloody happy.

The Girlfriend Agreement
By: partbritishtowhead
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7700235/1/T...-Agreement

Right. Done my stint for the day.

Sheldon/Wil Wheaton next...Even Tweety Bird agrees dammit!