Vintage Haven: Strictly Old Episode Discussion

[Idle Miscreant]

"1. A theoretical device to measure humor is a __________.
2. Howard gushes "Destiny, thy name is __________."
3. Missy relates how Sheldon once tried to build an __________ to keep her out of his room.
4. Leonard claims he uses superhero underwear to polish his __________.
5. Leonard offers Missy gherkins and __________.
6. Raj brags that Indians invented __________ and wrote the __________.
7. Howard warns Raj that he was __________ champion at Math Camp.
8. Sheldon tells Missy he's refocused his research from bosonic string theory to __________ string theory.
9. Missy tells Sheldon she's always bragging about her brother, the __________."

I can't bloody remember #7! (Without cheating) But I got all the rest, so huzzah! I don't know if that's sad or not.

Now, I don't know where to put this. Yes I'm a mod. (shut up)
Toad found this splendid picture, and provided the quotes, so I put them in little bubbles (not as good as PJ's but I'm learning dammit), and now we're ushered into a new era of awful medieval bastardisations.
Blame Toad.