04-29-2014, 04:22 PM
I would like the show to be bought by someone else, and directed by Joe and Antony Russo. (Based on their directing work for Arrested Development and Community, they're very good) I just want the show to have a completely new creative team. I can't explain how this would happen, or what would happen, but as long as these new writers hated Amy and bogstandard American sitcoms, we might make some progress and pull the show out of it's own arse long enough to end it on some sort of high. If I had the almighty power to swoop in, buy the show and magically fix it, season 8 would reveal where the real Sheldon is, Penny would be ACTUALLY SHOWN AUDITIONING FOR ROLES N'STUFF. Tobias Funke's audition for ther fire sale in Arrested Development was enough to explain once and for all why he's not having much success with his acting career. It's also very funny. (sorry for the bad quality) I'd like some alone side adventures for a character on the show for once. They don't have to be in a clump all the time.
Leonard would meet Stephanie again and Amy would "accidentally" fall down (be pulled into) the elevator shaft into the mandibles of the real Sheldon, who secretly mutated into a giant praying mantis down there 3 years ago.
If I was in control of TBBT, I can assure you it would be an even mixture of strange, grounded and EMOTIONALLY SATISFYING. And there would be a lot more about the mythology of past tenants, the elevator and Howard's escapades in space. Bernadette would maybe still be in the show, but she'd actually be a person, which she currently... isn't. There would also be "existential Stuart tags" at the end of any episode where Stuart appears. And no Raj selective mutism "cure" (showing him with a beer in his hand, then magically phasing it out) because that's crap. I always wondered why we didn't get more Raj inner monologues. The bit where Penny hugs him and he starts singing an Indian lullaby in his head was so cute and could have been a nice running joke. I love inner monologues.
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Leonard would meet Stephanie again and Amy would "accidentally" fall down (be pulled into) the elevator shaft into the mandibles of the real Sheldon, who secretly mutated into a giant praying mantis down there 3 years ago.
If I was in control of TBBT, I can assure you it would be an even mixture of strange, grounded and EMOTIONALLY SATISFYING. And there would be a lot more about the mythology of past tenants, the elevator and Howard's escapades in space. Bernadette would maybe still be in the show, but she'd actually be a person, which she currently... isn't. There would also be "existential Stuart tags" at the end of any episode where Stuart appears. And no Raj selective mutism "cure" (showing him with a beer in his hand, then magically phasing it out) because that's crap. I always wondered why we didn't get more Raj inner monologues. The bit where Penny hugs him and he starts singing an Indian lullaby in his head was so cute and could have been a nice running joke. I love inner monologues.
HARRISON FORD IS IRRADIATING OUR TESTICLES WITH MICROWAVE SATELLITE TRANSMISSIONS
AND WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BOILED EGGS?
AND WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BOILED EGGS?