07-28-2015, 09:38 AM
Is it even worth howling such requests into the uncaring CBS miasma (I shan’t say mist, it’s too poetic)…
Fuck it.
MORE SHELDON AND PENNY.
MORE SHELDON AND PENNY
MORE SHELDON AND PENNY
They're the classic comedy duo. It's the perfect combination and clash of personalities and natures. It has never failed. Yet they don't use them anymore. Why?
More surrealism.
Dreaming has been the one constant source of surrealism in this show. From Morlocks, Gorns on the sofa, George Takei, Bollywood dance numbers, Tiny Spock, Krakens, Santa shooting Sheldon with a canon etc, the only dreams we have now are Amy’s sexual fantasy-life. “Kissing like mommies and daddies do” (possibly the most vomity line in the entire show), the Sheldon/Penny laundry sequence (if Sheldon and Penny ever hooked up it wouldn’t be in such a dreadful cliched manner. Personally I felt it showed the contempt Amy has for Penny, to have her acting like that) and sponge-bathing her fanfiction version of Sheldon. Jesus wept!
I liked the alien tag scene (but intensely disliked the rest) in a recent episode, and the armadillo Isaac Newton was brilliant.
Episodes told from different characters’ perspectives.
I want to see the world from Sheldon’s viewpoint for fucksake. Not just from Amy’s and Leonard’s. Their world-view is very conventional and limited. Marriage, date-nights, sentiment, pay attention to me…YAAWN.
Experimental episodes. Homages to classic films for example. They tried once with vaguely “It’s A Wonderful Life” but the fact that the TBBT version mainly involved fat-suits and jokes about incontinence was a bitter disappointment. A chance to see how their lives would be different without Sheldon? THE THINGS YOU COULD DO. But no, they all got fat and wet themselves.
More adventures. The Star Wars ranch in S8 was a good start…
More gadgets, more vaudevillian catastrophes.
Utterly NO “SHAMY” None of it. It’s mawkish and cringe-worthy. It’s also destroyed Sheldon. Put her with Raj, if you must pair everybody off. Stop ruining your greatest creation for the sake of a toddler-esque tweefest.
BRING BACK OLD SHELDON.
I cannot stress that last strongly enough.
Fuck it.
MORE SHELDON AND PENNY. MORE SHELDON AND PENNY MORE SHELDON AND PENNYThey're the classic comedy duo. It's the perfect combination and clash of personalities and natures. It has never failed. Yet they don't use them anymore. Why?
More surrealism. Dreaming has been the one constant source of surrealism in this show. From Morlocks, Gorns on the sofa, George Takei, Bollywood dance numbers, Tiny Spock, Krakens, Santa shooting Sheldon with a canon etc, the only dreams we have now are Amy’s sexual fantasy-life. “Kissing like mommies and daddies do” (possibly the most vomity line in the entire show), the Sheldon/Penny laundry sequence (if Sheldon and Penny ever hooked up it wouldn’t be in such a dreadful cliched manner. Personally I felt it showed the contempt Amy has for Penny, to have her acting like that) and sponge-bathing her fanfiction version of Sheldon. Jesus wept!
I liked the alien tag scene (but intensely disliked the rest) in a recent episode, and the armadillo Isaac Newton was brilliant.
Episodes told from different characters’ perspectives. I want to see the world from Sheldon’s viewpoint for fucksake. Not just from Amy’s and Leonard’s. Their world-view is very conventional and limited. Marriage, date-nights, sentiment, pay attention to me…YAAWN.
Experimental episodes. Homages to classic films for example. They tried once with vaguely “It’s A Wonderful Life” but the fact that the TBBT version mainly involved fat-suits and jokes about incontinence was a bitter disappointment. A chance to see how their lives would be different without Sheldon? THE THINGS YOU COULD DO. But no, they all got fat and wet themselves. More adventures. The Star Wars ranch in S8 was a good start… More gadgets, more vaudevillian catastrophes. Utterly NO “SHAMY” None of it. It’s mawkish and cringe-worthy. It’s also destroyed Sheldon. Put her with Raj, if you must pair everybody off. Stop ruining your greatest creation for the sake of a toddler-esque tweefest. BRING BACK OLD SHELDON.I cannot stress that last strongly enough.
"WHERE THE HELL'S MY PARACHUTE?"