SPOILERS: What fresh hell is this? - S9

[Toad]

We have a number of "brave" *cough* anonymous visitors to our ancillary sites who apparently see fit to point out our diminished mental and intellectual capacities and then to remind us that Sheldon and Amy belong together, presumably forever and ever, through thick and thin, in sickness and in health (yes, yes). What provokes my uncontainable ire though is when Sheldon is described by them, ruthlessly I might add, as "tender" "caring" and, hold onto your hats, "sweet". Urgh.

What an OUTRAGE! That such insipid, namby-pamby words be applied to one of the most iconically obdurate characters ever! Why there should be laws against defaming one such as he in so malicious a fashion. "Sweet"?! The HORROR!

Arming myself with my trusty golden stylus I set out to rectify this gross calumny in some small way. To that end I have reconciled it in the only way I know how, by admitting that it can NOT be reconciled. For there are TWO Sheldons, the latter of which has been christened Shel-done by one of our own.

This Shel-done IS an insipid, rumpled and rather boring fellow and indeed worthy of all such flimsy epithets. Amy can have him. May he live long and... Oops! Nevermind. Shel-done is done with Spock.



And now Sheldon, congenially aligned with adjectives of which we heartily approve...