and BAM! Howard Wolowitz
I remember a Woody Allen joke; about in the future, the only way to meet a woman will be to kidnap her. From what we've been hearing about fraternities. Authorities here just banned Julien Blanc from entering. Men studying, and reading, about how to pick up women. So are Howard's techniques considered normal, in competetive modern metropolis! Or are they naive, and too obvious? 'Howard: Noticed the eye patch, did you? It’s all part of a technique I’ve been studying for picking up women. You employ a visual display designed to make yourself distinctive and memorable.
Howard: Mock me if you will, but it works. You show up at a club in something distinctive, scope out your target and toss out some negs.
Howard: A neg is a negative compliment that throws a pretty woman off her game, like “Normally, I’m not turned on by big teeth, but on you, they work.” I’ve got a whole list of ‘em. Who wants to be my wingman?
Leonard: You’re not gonna need wingman, you’re gonna need a paramedic.'
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and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Toad - 01-05-2014, 02:04 AM
RE: Fancy Patter and Tight Hoochie Pants - by Moonbase - 01-07-2014, 03:31 AM
RE: Fancy Patter and Tight Hoochie Pants - by Moonbase - 01-07-2014, 03:35 AM
RE: Fancy Patter and Tight Hoochie Pants - by Moonbase - 01-07-2014, 09:36 AM
RE: Fancy Patter and Tight Hoochie Pants - by ricardo shillyshally - 12-09-2014, 05:21 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Nutz - 04-18-2015, 02:23 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Tuesday Pajamas - 04-18-2015, 03:42 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 04-30-2015, 01:47 PM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 05-10-2015, 12:08 PM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 05-19-2015, 06:30 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 05-20-2015, 02:51 PM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 06-24-2015, 10:50 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 07-14-2015, 02:02 PM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 08-06-2015, 07:26 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Trust No One - 08-06-2015, 09:05 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 09-25-2015, 05:11 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 09-25-2015, 07:22 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by SpaceAnJL - 09-25-2015, 01:52 PM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 09-25-2015, 10:58 PM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Kimk26 - 09-29-2015, 02:05 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 10-02-2015, 01:01 PM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Toad - 10-03-2015, 03:08 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Louise - 10-03-2015, 04:05 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Tuesday Pajamas - 10-03-2015, 09:47 AM
RE: and BAM! Howard Wolowitz - by Toad - 01-23-2016, 09:32 AM
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