12-13-2014, 04:21 PM
The Clean Room Crapola
So again we have three stories going. The A story an unbelievable piece of crap with Leonard, Howard and Raj. See a bird got into the clean room because Howard forgot to close the loading doors. Apparently it's a straight shot from the outside to the clean room.(If they're paying someone as a science advisor they should get their money back) Leonard acts all "I'm better than you" to Howard and Raj takes Leonard's side. Leonard brings up the Mars fiasco and other Howard screw ups. And we have another rewrite that Howard was friends with Leonard before Raj. They chase the bird, they kill the bird, Howard gives the bird CPR, the bird comes back to life in a Christmas miracle and as they're leaving a Raven flies in (o.k. It was a crow, but a Raven works better. My sweet Big Bang Never more) they are at the lab for hours while....
B story is Sheldon and Bernadette in a baffling skit that involves Bernadette picking up Sheldon to drive him to "the Party" (I guess Penny was to busy to walk across the hall and get him) Sheldon makes drunk and child molestation jokes about his uncle but it o.k. Since he was in Oklahoma and decides to get a talking framed picture of him sitting on Santas lap to "get" Amy back for making him celebrate Christmas. They are at a mall for hours while....
The C story involving Amy, Penny, and Raj's dad. This gem
started with Penny drinking lots of alcohol, making sarcastic remarks about the lame games, and hitting on Raj's dad (so classy) and ended with quivering I wuv you Amy followed by her handing him a box of cookies that she said she made, but I say she took credit for. (come on, Meemaw makes Christmas cookies every year and doesn't send her Moonpie any?)
Not even Mordor can destroy this steaming bunch of Shamy fan fiction evil crap.
Questions
So Amy plans a big Christmas party and the boys decide to go to work instead and Bernadette decides it's o.k. To drive Sheldon to the mall and spend hours finding the perfect gift ON THE WAY TO THE PARTY. What????
So Amy can't open her legs more than 25 degrees?? What, Why, and gee she's going to be so much fun having sex with. Lucky lucky Sheldon (try and get THAT image out of your head)
Why does Sheldon have to wear $300 boring suits to prove he's growing up while Amy gets remain wearing clothes not not even a drunken blind granny would be caught dead in.
Who is buying these suits for him, cause it's not Amy (see above granny statement)
Have they fired the writers and are getting their scripts from Shamy fan fiction now?
So again we have three stories going. The A story an unbelievable piece of crap with Leonard, Howard and Raj. See a bird got into the clean room because Howard forgot to close the loading doors. Apparently it's a straight shot from the outside to the clean room.(If they're paying someone as a science advisor they should get their money back) Leonard acts all "I'm better than you" to Howard and Raj takes Leonard's side. Leonard brings up the Mars fiasco and other Howard screw ups. And we have another rewrite that Howard was friends with Leonard before Raj. They chase the bird, they kill the bird, Howard gives the bird CPR, the bird comes back to life in a Christmas miracle and as they're leaving a Raven flies in (o.k. It was a crow, but a Raven works better. My sweet Big Bang Never more) they are at the lab for hours while....
B story is Sheldon and Bernadette in a baffling skit that involves Bernadette picking up Sheldon to drive him to "the Party" (I guess Penny was to busy to walk across the hall and get him) Sheldon makes drunk and child molestation jokes about his uncle but it o.k. Since he was in Oklahoma and decides to get a talking framed picture of him sitting on Santas lap to "get" Amy back for making him celebrate Christmas. They are at a mall for hours while....
The C story involving Amy, Penny, and Raj's dad. This gem
started with Penny drinking lots of alcohol, making sarcastic remarks about the lame games, and hitting on Raj's dad (so classy) and ended with quivering I wuv you Amy followed by her handing him a box of cookies that she said she made, but I say she took credit for. (come on, Meemaw makes Christmas cookies every year and doesn't send her Moonpie any?)Not even Mordor can destroy this steaming bunch of Shamy fan fiction evil crap.
Questions
So Amy plans a big Christmas party and the boys decide to go to work instead and Bernadette decides it's o.k. To drive Sheldon to the mall and spend hours finding the perfect gift ON THE WAY TO THE PARTY. What????
So Amy can't open her legs more than 25 degrees?? What, Why, and gee she's going to be so much fun having sex with. Lucky lucky Sheldon (try and get THAT image out of your head)
Why does Sheldon have to wear $300 boring suits to prove he's growing up while Amy gets remain wearing clothes not not even a drunken blind granny would be caught dead in.
Who is buying these suits for him, cause it's not Amy (see above granny statement)
Have they fired the writers and are getting their scripts from Shamy fan fiction now?
“There are no scenes more fun to do, I feel like, than the ones between Sheldon and Penny. They are such a wonderful odd couple.” - Jim Parsons