12-05-2014, 07:07 AM
Good god! Dolores Umbridge really has taken over the show...And just like she did at Hogwarts she's sucked all the joy from Pasadena, imposing her own stifling, cloying set of values.
Some nice kitten plates would look delightful on that adult pastel blue wall...
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Sheldon's hands are probably hidden because they're covered in scarred sentences:
"I must not say Bazinga."
"I must not watch my stupid space movies."
"I must not find coitus ridiculous and off-putting."
"I must not be Sheldon."
Etc.
What militant conformism this show seems to be espousing...I don't understand it either. Lorre's a cynical, witty, philosophically bent individual, he can't be sanctioning this claptrap...Wasn't he against Sheldon and romance? Didn't that make him "unique"? And the writers! How can they work with such dreariness? They can't be happy. Every second episode is a relationship plot. It must be exhausting.
The Big Banal Theory - Relinquish your Hulk-Hand grip on your own dreams, and conform dammit, CONFORM TO THE SANITISED, STANDARDISED AMERICAN DREAM.
What are you doing Lorre, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!
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Sheldon once pondered that third-graders would one day create macaroni-art dioramas depicting scenes from his life.
Not a chance in hell, mate! Not anymore.
Given the current OOC idiot toddler who spread maple syrup throughout a car, and who chases balloons, walks into doors (or gets caught in them) and needs little toys to bribe him, I'd say it's a fairly good bet he couldn't even MAKE a macaroni-art diorama, let alone be the focus of one.
He'd probably eat the macaroni. Or get stuck to it.
They've turned him from a beautiful mind into an idiot savant.
Or as someone put it in the grumblebox; all idiot, no savant.
EDIT - Transpose "Sheldon" and Leonard in that scene, and I'd still feel a god-almighty chill in my heart. In fact it'd be worse if Sheldon and Penny were together in this horrible Stepford universe...At least that romantic concept remains untainted.
The way romance is portrayed in this show there'll be a double wedding and twins by the end of the 10th season. And HQ will erupt in copious vomit, like Mr. Creosote exploding in The Meaning Of Life.
Some nice kitten plates would look delightful on that adult pastel blue wall...
Sheldon's hands are probably hidden because they're covered in scarred sentences:
"I must not say Bazinga."
"I must not watch my stupid space movies."
"I must not find coitus ridiculous and off-putting."
"I must not be Sheldon."
Etc.
What militant conformism this show seems to be espousing...I don't understand it either. Lorre's a cynical, witty, philosophically bent individual, he can't be sanctioning this claptrap...Wasn't he against Sheldon and romance? Didn't that make him "unique"? And the writers! How can they work with such dreariness? They can't be happy. Every second episode is a relationship plot. It must be exhausting.
The Big Banal Theory - Relinquish your Hulk-Hand grip on your own dreams, and conform dammit, CONFORM TO THE SANITISED, STANDARDISED AMERICAN DREAM.
What are you doing Lorre, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!
Sheldon once pondered that third-graders would one day create macaroni-art dioramas depicting scenes from his life.
Not a chance in hell, mate! Not anymore.
Given the current OOC idiot toddler who spread maple syrup throughout a car, and who chases balloons, walks into doors (or gets caught in them) and needs little toys to bribe him, I'd say it's a fairly good bet he couldn't even MAKE a macaroni-art diorama, let alone be the focus of one.
He'd probably eat the macaroni. Or get stuck to it.
They've turned him from a beautiful mind into an idiot savant.
Or as someone put it in the grumblebox; all idiot, no savant.
EDIT - Transpose "Sheldon" and Leonard in that scene, and I'd still feel a god-almighty chill in my heart. In fact it'd be worse if Sheldon and Penny were together in this horrible Stepford universe...At least that romantic concept remains untainted.
The way romance is portrayed in this show there'll be a double wedding and twins by the end of the 10th season. And HQ will erupt in copious vomit, like Mr. Creosote exploding in The Meaning Of Life.
"WHERE THE HELL'S MY PARACHUTE?"