8.01 The Locomotion Interruption (September 22)

[Idle Miscreant]

Cute owls, you can't escape them! Mwa-ha-ha...

I've no problem with owls as long as they're not fucking KNITTING. I LIKE owls.



In retrospect perhaps I was hasty in lumping owls in ANY form in with that list, but whilst an owl alone is fine, and whilst a crumpet alone MAY just pass muster, when you lump them together with the rest of the list you get a concentrated mass of TWEE that is PALPABLE. And as I was trying to illustrate a point, palpable is advantageous.

If I wanted to illustrate twee, I could have just put this picture I suppose;


What they have done to Sheldon (via Shamy) is a combination of TWEE and TRASHY. I am specifically thinking of those giant socks they sell to watch television in. Presumably whilst people are dribbling their microwave meal all over themselves. It is mawkish and saccharine and artificial, and is probably slightly sticky.

I should probably come back in a better mood...