07-17-2014, 08:35 AM
Griffins are just an eagle egg and lion semen DNA recombination sequence away from reality.
Sea shanties make assembly lines more efficient.
Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Chess is cool but Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Lunch is just stupid.
If a robotic arm has a death grip on your penis, try turning it off before seeking medical attention.
You can call your boyfriend's hobbies dopey and his personal quirks, ridiculous, so long as you remind him that you're the best girlfriend he's ever gonna have.
Apparently showing off your bandaged bikini wax isn't a sexual turn-on.
Sea shanties make assembly lines more efficient.
Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Chess is cool but Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Lunch is just stupid.
If a robotic arm has a death grip on your penis, try turning it off before seeking medical attention.
You can call your boyfriend's hobbies dopey and his personal quirks, ridiculous, so long as you remind him that you're the best girlfriend he's ever gonna have.
Apparently showing off your bandaged bikini wax isn't a sexual turn-on.
Let's go exploring!