05-13-2014, 02:14 PM
Can I still expect to get my Sheldon/Wil Wheaton? What is that...Sheaton? Weldon? Shelton? Shelton is what Sheldon is sometimes called by less-than-vigilant watchers on facebook...
"Hey, I love that Shelton guy. Buzzinga right? Lol!"
Shut up.
I've never assumed Shenny was going to happen at all, no more than I expect Shelton is going to happen.
Thus whenever some gormless bastard starts gloating about some canon event, as though the arbitrary scenes in a sitcom in any way impact my appreciation for a hypothetical couple in an alternate dimension, for example, recently Leonard and Penny's engagement, I can only boggle in wonder at the sheer vastness of their stupidity.
It's called imagination, you fucknob.
Anyroad. It reminds me of Sheldon's explanation to Howard, that he never said Howard wasn't good at what he does, it's just that what he does isn't worth doing.
I never said that the canon couples weren't occurring, I just maintain they're not worth supporting. Or broadcasting. Or filming. Or writing in the first place.
And yes, Shenny would have been better. Aesthetically, comedically, philosophically.
It's not too late! It would elevate the series to art if they managed it. The polar protagonists, the battle of wills, the final joining of forces. They needn't even show the process. Just intimate it at the end. All the pieces are in place to make it "endgame" if they wished.
But they don't wish. So we're stuck with this fetid mantle of mediocre romance that the show's currently staggering under.
Would they had the courage to cast it off!
"Hey, I love that Shelton guy. Buzzinga right? Lol!"
Shut up.
I've never assumed Shenny was going to happen at all, no more than I expect Shelton is going to happen.
Thus whenever some gormless bastard starts gloating about some canon event, as though the arbitrary scenes in a sitcom in any way impact my appreciation for a hypothetical couple in an alternate dimension, for example, recently Leonard and Penny's engagement, I can only boggle in wonder at the sheer vastness of their stupidity.
It's called imagination, you fucknob.
Anyroad. It reminds me of Sheldon's explanation to Howard, that he never said Howard wasn't good at what he does, it's just that what he does isn't worth doing.
I never said that the canon couples weren't occurring, I just maintain they're not worth supporting. Or broadcasting. Or filming. Or writing in the first place.
And yes, Shenny would have been better. Aesthetically, comedically, philosophically.
It's not too late! It would elevate the series to art if they managed it. The polar protagonists, the battle of wills, the final joining of forces. They needn't even show the process. Just intimate it at the end. All the pieces are in place to make it "endgame" if they wished.
But they don't wish. So we're stuck with this fetid mantle of mediocre romance that the show's currently staggering under.
Would they had the courage to cast it off!
"WHERE THE HELL'S MY PARACHUTE?"