10-13-2014, 03:16 AM
...Um. I don't think that's an anxiety dream, so much as the actual reality of cats. They put up with people because they've been too lazy to evolve opposable thumbs.
Cat ownership: carefully dividing freshly carved roast chicken between two dinner plates and a saucer. It's like an offering to pagan gods, only with more claws and winding around the ankles.
Cat ownership: carefully dividing freshly carved roast chicken between two dinner plates and a saucer. It's like an offering to pagan gods, only with more claws and winding around the ankles.