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"Eating Babies
One group of photographs showcased Céline Dion eating live babies. Although she has consistently denied she takes part in this vile practice, her 2004 CD, "Céline Dion, Devouring Infants", shows an open-mouthed Dion wearing a shirt that reads "Yes I am Céline Dion and I about to eat this baby," holding a baby close to her mouth. Presently, she continues to deny these allegations. Actually, she is eating babut which is a delicacy closely related to balut. Balut is nearly developped duck embryo popular in Asia. Babut is a nearly developped human embryo. The babut in the picture came from one of the many fertilized eggs that was implanted in her. After deciding to keep René-Charles, she devoured the rest."

"Life and Times

edit The later early years

Barry finally stored up enough fish to buy his way to freedom, and, upon entering the bright light of his house, he thought, "that wallpaper and I are engaged in a battle to the death." So he subsequently killed it, and, invented the colour purple in the process.

edit The early late years

Barry Maniblow was on the town now. He met such avid socialites as Bill Gates, Oscar Wilde, and Oprah. He was never lonely again. Except for the time when he whent fishing and didn't catch anything.

He also co-invented Al Gore with Beatles reject Pete Best.

Barry Manilow's musical career peaked in the late 1970s, with easy listening classics such as "Copacabana" and "I Write the Songs." In the mid-1980s, declining sales and Manilow's boredom with his image led him to pursue hardcore punk for the remainder of his career. This direction began with an acclaimed collaboration with Black Flag in 1985. Among Manilow's later highlights are "Strangled Crack Addict Fetus" (1988) and "Fuck Social Conformity" (1990). Currently, Manilow's Vegas act features his breezy early material in its first half, and an appearance in ass-less leather chaps and a strap-on strobe-light dildo in the second "hardcore" segment."