03-04-2015, 07:18 AM
(03-04-2015, 04:21 AM)Tuesday Pajamas Wrote: we are so topical at The Q. Love it... someone needs to tweet this to Wil.
Um, someone did and it died 400+ little deaths. Not important!
In OTHER news...
In my zeal to offer up something amusing re: one half of this upcoming romantic grab-bag of an episode, I typed 'sex painting' into Google and... ...that was a mistake and I think we all learned something. Moving on.
I DID however run across a fascinating piece about an artistically-inclined turtle named Koopa (really). This chelonian Pollock traipses across a canvas that's been pre-gooped for him (hmmm), and after so many hours?...days?...VOILA!...an abstract masterpiece, suitable for framing and collectors and galleries and shit, is revealed. Amazing.
Clearly Koopa (really, that name, I keep hearing Bawwy talking to Sheldon) is special. I imagine other turtles, not having his "personal style", fine-tuned aesthetic sensibilities and work ethic, would just sit there or else amble off the canvas in search of lettuce or something.
I really don't know whether to laugh or cry. Judge for yourselves...
Shhhh, professional turtle artist at work.
OH PLEASE...