Rampant Idiocy

[ricardo shillyshally]

^re:above photos. I'm not sure whether they are uber fans, or just plain FREAKY!

[Wisp]

What I wonder is who the fuck would want to voluntarily dress as Amy.

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[Wisp]

[Nutz]

My Coleslaw Recipe
by Emo Philips

1. Chop cabbage into large bowl.
2. Look for green peppers.
3. Drive to store.
4. Choose green peppers.
5. Carry them to cashier.
6. Drive home.
7. Find wallet.
8. Drive to store.
9. Buy green peppers.
10. Drive home.
11. Chop green peppers into bowl.
12. Look for mayonnaise.
13. Drive to store.
14. Buy mayonnaise.
15. Drive home.
16. Mix mayonnaise into bowl.
17. Look for raisins.
18. Drive to store.
19. Buy stupid raisins.
20. Ignore stupid cashier's snickering.
21. Drive home.
22. Mix raisins into bowl.
23. Look for miserable lousy stupid carrots.
24. Drive to stupid lousy store.
25. Buy miserable stupid lousy carrots.
26. Call stupid miserable snickering cashier a Nazi.
27. Crawl to car.
28. Drive home.
29. Chop stupid damned miserable lousy carrots into damned stupid lousy miserable bowl.
30. Look for finger.
31. Look harder for finger.
32. Look everywhere for finger.
33. See cat scurrying away.
34. Follow cat into new neighbor's house, surprising him in middle of drug deal.
35. Dive over sofa to escape gunfire, landing on cat's tail, causing cat to screech and jump up into new neighbor's face and claw his eyes as he's bending over the sofa about to shoot you, enabling you to grab the gun from his hand, enabling you to hold the gun on him until the cops arrive, who then arrest him and drive you and the cat to the hospital where the cat's stomach is pumped and your finger is found and sewn back on good as new.
36. Collect reward of half of neighbor's property from drug auction, then just buy all the delicious coleslaw you want from a nice deli.

Can't stop laughing! You described a day I had trying to make Chicken Parmesan. (I knew I should have given up after the third time I had to go to the store because I got the wrong kind of tomato)

[Wisp]

Can't stop laughing! You described a day I had trying to make Chicken Parmesan. (I knew I should have given up after the third time I had to go to the store because I got the wrong kind of tomato)

You didn't do an Emo Philips and lose your finger cutting it up, did you?

[Nutz]

You didn't do an Emo Philips and lose your finger cutting it up, did you?

No, I cut my palm trying to "de-seed" the bastards though. (tip: apparently you should use a spoon, not a knife) It was a great Anniversary, my husband came home to a kitchen that was a complete wreak and there was blood and Tomatoes on the walls where they were thrown in frustration. (We ended up calling for Pizza)

[Wisp]

Mmmm...

[SpaceAnJL]

No, I cut my palm trying to "de-seed" the bastards though. (tip: apparently you should use a spoon, not a knife) It was a great Anniversary, my husband came home to a kitchen that was a complete wreak and there was blood and Tomatoes on the walls where they were thrown in frustration. (We ended up calling for Pizza)

I know I shouldn't laugh, but the mental picture is too funny... The Killer Tomato Massacre. A frenzied figure with a knife screaming at the counter-top - "Are you a fruit or a vegetable, you slippery little bastards!"

[Nutz]

A truly terrifying a Big Bang Toy?
http://www.amazon.com/Funko-Big-Bang-The...theory+Amy

I was thinking if we could get a strand of her hair it might make a good Voodoo doll.

[Wisp]