05-10-2014, 02:20 AM
the dirtiest of dirty socks!
do you know when athletes don't wash their socks and jock straps because they're lucky... well these socks have seen 12 superbowls...stinky.
i thought i had seen some bad proposals... i have actually HAD some bad proposals.... but this tops them all.
instead of i do at the wedding it will be . ehh what the hell. why not?
how can you push a relationship where not only do the actors look unhappy but the words they use are unhappy. does anyone remember the friends proposal between monica and chandler... that was nice...
it was a vegas proposal bad. drunk vegas proposal bad. does anyone remember the proposal between ross and rachel in vegas... THAT was better than this proposal
a proposal like that only goes over well in vegas, tijuana and for human trafficking.
i could get a better proposal from a crazy old drug addicted hobo asking for change.... at least that's sincere.
it's like they give us these really great shenny heavy episodes to make this crappy lenny go down.
but you can put all the whip cream you want over it, a latte made with rotten milk tastes pretty crappy.
... and i'm done (drops metaphorical microphone on the ground and fashionably walks away)
do you know when athletes don't wash their socks and jock straps because they're lucky... well these socks have seen 12 superbowls...stinky.
i thought i had seen some bad proposals... i have actually HAD some bad proposals.... but this tops them all.
instead of i do at the wedding it will be . ehh what the hell. why not?
how can you push a relationship where not only do the actors look unhappy but the words they use are unhappy. does anyone remember the friends proposal between monica and chandler... that was nice...
it was a vegas proposal bad. drunk vegas proposal bad. does anyone remember the proposal between ross and rachel in vegas... THAT was better than this proposal
a proposal like that only goes over well in vegas, tijuana and for human trafficking.
i could get a better proposal from a crazy old drug addicted hobo asking for change.... at least that's sincere.
it's like they give us these really great shenny heavy episodes to make this crappy lenny go down.
but you can put all the whip cream you want over it, a latte made with rotten milk tastes pretty crappy.
... and i'm done (drops metaphorical microphone on the ground and fashionably walks away)
If I were REALLY smart... I would have brought a second pair of underpants.
I don't have avatars...AVATARS HAVE ME!
*italicized for your viewing pleasure... and mine. I don't always wear my glasses.
I don't have avatars...AVATARS HAVE ME!
*italicized for your viewing pleasure... and mine. I don't always wear my glasses.