01-14-2014, 05:13 PM
A floundering attempt at whimsical conversation... I often like pondering this myself. There are some things people go mad about, but there is always the small portion (i.e. Me) who doesn't get the hysteria at all. Example:
- Lord Of The Rings. I appreciate that they are very well done books/films, but it all leaves me cold. Some friends invited me to a LORD OF THE RINGS MARATHON. I came to the conclusion that a MARATHON was not a good place to start if you don't know whether you even like the films. I have not read the books. I sat there for about 12 hours with only pizza, cans of non-alchoholic (why couldn't it be alchoholic?!?) summer-fruit cider and off-topic banter to keep me from killing myself.
- Onesies. I guess you have to remove them if you need the toilet, or is there a flap?
- Pippa Middleton's behind. Old news I know, but it really pissed me off. Maybe it's a guy thing. I don't think much of female behinds.
- Biffy Clyro. I just think all their songs sound too similar.
- Chocolate. I do not have this fabled female obsession with chocolate. If I do have some I need a drink and something salty at hand.
- Amy Farrah Fowler! (I'm not going to explain that again
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- Jennifer Lawrence.
- George Clooney. Is it just me or does he look a tiny bit like he might stink of piss and cigarettes?
- Lord Of The Rings. I appreciate that they are very well done books/films, but it all leaves me cold. Some friends invited me to a LORD OF THE RINGS MARATHON. I came to the conclusion that a MARATHON was not a good place to start if you don't know whether you even like the films. I have not read the books. I sat there for about 12 hours with only pizza, cans of non-alchoholic (why couldn't it be alchoholic?!?) summer-fruit cider and off-topic banter to keep me from killing myself.
- Onesies. I guess you have to remove them if you need the toilet, or is there a flap?
- Pippa Middleton's behind. Old news I know, but it really pissed me off. Maybe it's a guy thing. I don't think much of female behinds.
- Biffy Clyro. I just think all their songs sound too similar.
- Chocolate. I do not have this fabled female obsession with chocolate. If I do have some I need a drink and something salty at hand.
- Amy Farrah Fowler! (I'm not going to explain that again
)- Jennifer Lawrence.
- George Clooney. Is it just me or does he look a tiny bit like he might stink of piss and cigarettes?
HARRISON FORD IS IRRADIATING OUR TESTICLES WITH MICROWAVE SATELLITE TRANSMISSIONS
AND WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BOILED EGGS?
AND WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BOILED EGGS?