04-01-2015, 04:53 AM
Sheldon battling with Leonard-Logic;
Sheldon: Okay, look, I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering at the centre of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker. Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you. You did not ask her out.
Leonard: You’re right. I didn’t ask her out, I should ask her out.
Sheldon: No. No, now that was not my point. My point was, don’t buy a cat.
He's right Leonard, THAT WAS NOT THE POINT.
Sheldon was also a deadpan bastard in Season One...
Leonard: Can you tell I’m perspiring a little?
Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.
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"Is the sex starting NOW?"
The Sword of Azeroth was the greatest cold open of all...
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Sheldon: Okay, look, I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering at the centre of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker. Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you. You did not ask her out.
Leonard: You’re right. I didn’t ask her out, I should ask her out.
Sheldon: No. No, now that was not my point. My point was, don’t buy a cat.
He's right Leonard, THAT WAS NOT THE POINT.
Sheldon was also a deadpan bastard in Season One...
Leonard: Can you tell I’m perspiring a little?
Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.
&
"Is the sex starting NOW?"
The Sword of Azeroth was the greatest cold open of all...
"WHERE THE HELL'S MY PARACHUTE?"