05-21-2014, 02:59 PM
I know y'all have feverish imaginations and write things, so I though as a game we could maybe have an ongoing story thread, that ascends into depravity and confusingness, so long as it's still consistent. No less than 3 words, no more than 12, per post (hyphenated count as one word) following on from the previous post. I hope, unlike my friends, this won't turn into a pile of wank because they didn't look at the sentences that came before theirs, so we got "Freddie was a murderer, there was a little village in Khazakhstan. Said the boy who where they sold dildos." So this might be a resounding success OR a flop! I'll start.
In an overlit office, a put-upon minion sighed miserably. He
In an overlit office, a put-upon minion sighed miserably. He
HARRISON FORD IS IRRADIATING OUR TESTICLES WITH MICROWAVE SATELLITE TRANSMISSIONS
AND WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BOILED EGGS?
AND WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BOILED EGGS?