A Fowl Dissipation

[devilbk]

I see you put in the description that people who like Amy won't like this story, I feel you dealt with Amy's leaving in a realistic way that would make sense to canon, plus you weren't mean at all. So of course I'm hoping that means that a beheading is in her future. Please oh pretty please

I imagine a scene, years down the line. Sheldon is having a discussion with Amy, but instead of Skyping, she's a disembodied head in a jar. He says "Time for bed" covers the jar like a bird cage and goes off to bed with Penny.