05-20-2014, 02:59 PM
I don't usually get into fanfiction, but this is VERY good, and perfectly in character. If only you wrote the show. (Imagine if we all wrote the show. How ... different ... it would be.)
HARRISON FORD IS IRRADIATING OUR TESTICLES WITH MICROWAVE SATELLITE TRANSMISSIONS
AND WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BOILED EGGS?
AND WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BOILED EGGS?