03-04-2014, 10:12 AM
I'm meant to be writing a page on the "Metaphysics of Being Wil Wheaton", so I've been avoiding starting a thread on the bloke, for fear it would sap my thoughts on the matter...However, as it seems my thoughts are currently occupied with posting pictures of Wolowitz as a Centaur, I think my thoughts are not particularly clever enough to notice this thread going on.
At the very least, I'm going to post some pictures dammit...
From arch-nemesis through to All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet-Buddy, Wheaton has gone through a peculiar transmutation. The man who (to all intents and purposes) killed his grandmother to win a Ka'a tournament, broke up Leonard and Penny to win a Bowling Match, and called Amy a pain in the arse, is now clasped in a peculiarly Sheldonic embrace of love and mild fanaticism. Except for when he has to shampoo his beard.
Let us cast a fond eye back on this fervent villainship.
![[Image: Wil-Wheaton-THE-BIG-BANG-THEORY-slice.jpg]](http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/Wil-Wheaton-THE-BIG-BANG-THEORY-slice.jpg)
![[Image: Sheldon-WHEATON.gif]](http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd491/TakeThyBeak/Assorted%20gifs%20and%20images/Sheldon-WHEATON.gif)
![[Image: tumblr_mvlluvoBwB1rn4qwao1_500.gif]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6db244bdfbe1be3f8168f48a94075e5f/tumblr_mvlluvoBwB1rn4qwao1_500.gif)
![[Image: WilWheaton.jpg]](http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100414094829/bigbangtheory/images/a/af/WilWheaton.jpg)
![[Image: tbbt4ep8.jpg]](http://images3.cliqueclack.com/tv/files/2010/11/tbbt4ep8.jpg)
![[Image: The+Big+Bang+Theory+5x05+-+The+Russian+R...heaton.png]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-65vIvBYNvLY/TprKON_PeFI/AAAAAAAAGHo/fO1HeSpIiY0/s640/The+Big+Bang+Theory+5x05+-+The+Russian+Rocket+Reaction++-+Sheldon+Cooper+vs.+Wil+Wheaton.png)
![[Image: tumblr_m35bnilzsQ1rn4qwao1_500.gif]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35bnilzsQ1rn4qwao1_500.gif)
![[Image: tumblr_md8f7oIDwo1rn4qwao1_500.gif]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8f7oIDwo1rn4qwao1_500.gif)
(and we can't argue with Tweety-Bird now, can we...)
At the very least, I'm going to post some pictures dammit...
From arch-nemesis through to All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet-Buddy, Wheaton has gone through a peculiar transmutation. The man who (to all intents and purposes) killed his grandmother to win a Ka'a tournament, broke up Leonard and Penny to win a Bowling Match, and called Amy a pain in the arse, is now clasped in a peculiarly Sheldonic embrace of love and mild fanaticism. Except for when he has to shampoo his beard.
Let us cast a fond eye back on this fervent villainship.
![[Image: Wil-Wheaton-THE-BIG-BANG-THEORY-slice.jpg]](http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/Wil-Wheaton-THE-BIG-BANG-THEORY-slice.jpg)
![[Image: Sheldon-WHEATON.gif]](http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd491/TakeThyBeak/Assorted%20gifs%20and%20images/Sheldon-WHEATON.gif)
![[Image: tumblr_mvlluvoBwB1rn4qwao1_500.gif]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6db244bdfbe1be3f8168f48a94075e5f/tumblr_mvlluvoBwB1rn4qwao1_500.gif)
![[Image: WilWheaton.jpg]](http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100414094829/bigbangtheory/images/a/af/WilWheaton.jpg)
![[Image: tbbt4ep8.jpg]](http://images3.cliqueclack.com/tv/files/2010/11/tbbt4ep8.jpg)
![[Image: The+Big+Bang+Theory+5x05+-+The+Russian+R...heaton.png]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-65vIvBYNvLY/TprKON_PeFI/AAAAAAAAGHo/fO1HeSpIiY0/s640/The+Big+Bang+Theory+5x05+-+The+Russian+Rocket+Reaction++-+Sheldon+Cooper+vs.+Wil+Wheaton.png)
![[Image: tumblr_m35bnilzsQ1rn4qwao1_500.gif]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35bnilzsQ1rn4qwao1_500.gif)
![[Image: tumblr_md8f7oIDwo1rn4qwao1_500.gif]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8f7oIDwo1rn4qwao1_500.gif)
(and we can't argue with Tweety-Bird now, can we...)
"WHERE THE HELL'S MY PARACHUTE?"

