02-26-2017, 03:08 AM
Sheldon says to Bert that he and Amy met online. The truth is, he never agreed to online dating, he was never looking for a girlfriend. Howard and Raj fixed Amy up for him without his consent. That's why Shamy is fake from the get-go, something from a dystopian future, where people have no free will left.
"The computer algorithm said this is your perfect mate, so from now on, she's your girlfriend and a future wife!"
"But I want to be with Penny, don't I get any word in this?"
"Sheldon, Penny is NOT your girlfriend! She's the complete opposite, we forbid you from seeing her!"
"I have no feelings towards this woman, how can you be so sure it will work?"
"She's the perfect match in all areas, so shut up, forget Penny and come with us to meet her!"
"NO!"
"The meet-up is already arranged. We paid good money for her plane ticket, you will NOT stood up on her, got it? Besides, you wouldn't want anything bad happen to Penny now, would you?"
"Okay, I'll do it! Please don't hurt Penny."
"The computer algorithm said this is your perfect mate, so from now on, she's your girlfriend and a future wife!"
"But I want to be with Penny, don't I get any word in this?"
"Sheldon, Penny is NOT your girlfriend! She's the complete opposite, we forbid you from seeing her!"
"I have no feelings towards this woman, how can you be so sure it will work?"
"She's the perfect match in all areas, so shut up, forget Penny and come with us to meet her!"
"NO!"
"The meet-up is already arranged. We paid good money for her plane ticket, you will NOT stood up on her, got it? Besides, you wouldn't want anything bad happen to Penny now, would you?"
"Okay, I'll do it! Please don't hurt Penny."