9.13 The Empathy Optimization

[Idle Miscreant]

If New!Sheldon (circa Season 5-9) thinks of Penny's affections as maternal then he perhaps should stop asking her out, engaging in love experiments, or considering her a viable option for dating after his self-proclaimed "best girlfriend you're ever going to get" "Best shot he's got" dumps his "lame-o", comic-book-collecting ass for being precisely himself who she claimed to love "quirks and all", but doesn't.

I see it's still not time to return to this show. Back to Asgard.

Or perhaps...




The realm you can only pronounce whilst shitfaced/blootered/three-sheets-to-the-wind...