06-26-2015, 01:05 PM
Things I would rather watch than Howard-Bernadette interaction:
1. Test pattern.
2. Squirrels humping.
3. Ferrets humping.
4. Ferrets doing nothing.
6. Slugs performing a ballet. (and I really, really, *really* hate slugs.)
7. Test pattern again.
8. Kim Jong Un giving a speech without subtitles.*
9. Kim Jong Un giving a speech with subtitles.
10. Life Alert Commercials
11. Velociraptors picking shards of bone out of their teeth after having eaten someone.
12. Twilight
13. Justin Beiber
14. MMA Cage fighting
15. Somebody cleaning a clogged drain.
16. Rats crawling on a test pattern.
17. Rats breakdancing.
18. A mosquito slowly dying.
19. Leftover pizza congealing.
20. Earwigs doing anything you can name.
21. Random passerby being killed by a hippo.
22. Charlie Sheen's drug-fueled ravings.
23. Zarnecki doing sexy poses.
24. Cement drying.
25. Howard interacting with someone who actually understands and respects him.
*Not political, just a silly list.
1. Test pattern.
2. Squirrels humping.
3. Ferrets humping.
4. Ferrets doing nothing.
6. Slugs performing a ballet. (and I really, really, *really* hate slugs.)
7. Test pattern again.
8. Kim Jong Un giving a speech without subtitles.*
9. Kim Jong Un giving a speech with subtitles.
10. Life Alert Commercials
11. Velociraptors picking shards of bone out of their teeth after having eaten someone.
12. Twilight
13. Justin Beiber
14. MMA Cage fighting
15. Somebody cleaning a clogged drain.
16. Rats crawling on a test pattern.
17. Rats breakdancing.
18. A mosquito slowly dying.
19. Leftover pizza congealing.
20. Earwigs doing anything you can name.
21. Random passerby being killed by a hippo.
22. Charlie Sheen's drug-fueled ravings.
23. Zarnecki doing sexy poses.
24. Cement drying.
25. Howard interacting with someone who actually understands and respects him.
*Not political, just a silly list.