Rampant Idiocy

[wellplayedpenny]

I think one of the most brutal things I've seen in the papers was in the 'Spotted You' section where people mention seeing someone and wanting to meet them. Basically, it said: August 23rd. Blue Jays game. You: blonde hair, green shirt sitting in box. Me: brown hair, brown shirt in next box. Too shy to ask. Coffee? Call XX

The next ad directly beneath it said something like: August 23rd. Blue Jays game. Me: blonde hair, green shirt sitting in box. You: in next box next to guy in brown shirt. He's too shy. I want you. Call XX

[Toad]

I think one of the most brutal things I've seen in the papers was in the 'Spotted You' section where people mention seeing someone and wanting to meet them. Basically, it said: August 23rd. Blue Jays game. You: blonde hair, green shirt sitting in box. Me: brown hair, brown shirt in next box. Too shy to ask. Coffee? Call XX

The next ad directly beneath it said something like: August 23rd. Blue Jays game. Me: blonde hair, green shirt sitting in box. You: in next box next to guy in brown shirt. He's too shy. I want you. Call XX

Ouch!

[queenoftheDales]

for the goat fans out there...

[wellplayedpenny]

But is it worse than being treed by a chicken?

[Idle Miscreant]

Whilst we're on this topic...

Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg



"A homeowner in southern Sweden got a shock when he found a drunken elk stuck in his neighbour's apple tree.

The animal was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree.

Per Johansson, from Saro near Gothenburg, found the elk making a roaring noise in the garden next door.

He called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-up beast by sawing off branches. She spent the night recovering in the garden.

The next day she took herself off into the woods with her hangover.

It is not unusual to see elk, or moose as they are known in North America, drunk in Sweden during autumn, when there are plenty of apples about.

Other residents of Saro had seen the elk on the loose in the preceding days.

Mr Johansson said the elk appeared to be sick, drunk, or "half-stupid", the Associated Press reported. "

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999

[queenoftheDales]

[ricardo shillyshally]

Will the internet ever cease to amuse me! TBBT in Japanese!

[lewstonewar]

Will the internet ever cease to amuse me! TBBT in Japanese!

weird. They left nearoom! undubbed.

[Idle Miscreant]

Gee, that reminds me of when the show was bright, and entertaining, and innocent and charming and..... *dank cloud of gloom descends and smothers hope and fond memory*

[Toad]

There might be a metaphor in here, somewhere...