(10-29-2015, 02:48 AM)Toad Wrote: As we seem to be at an Intermission of sorts...or perhaps we're all in a Wil-Wheaton-as-Elton-John-in-a-The-Time-Machine-time-machine-tooling-through-the-Everglades-induced thrall...I thought I would take a minute to stodgily present some observations that I think, I KNOW, will be of great benefit to the world.

Harumph!

In the interest of humanity and the cause of science, I have, I believe, identified five species of Wheatonized TBBT manips. The taxonomic nomenclature here is debatable (No it isn't. YES it is! Whatever.), but they are as follows:

1. Body Snatcher - characterized by the wanton pasting of Wil Wheaton's shiny, happy head over an existing character's. Hijinks and/or wry commentary ensue.

2. Photobomber - characterized by Wil Wheaton's wanton intrusion into the action. Perv Wil is a sub-species of Photobomber.

3. Not-So-Inanimate-Object - Killer Robot Wil, Lord Of The Rings Tchotchke Wil, The Pit of Wheatons, etc.

4. "He's an ANIMAL!" - Cinnamon Wil, Luminous Fish Wil, Low Budget Horror Movie Marauding Ape Wil, etc.

5. Wheatonism - characterized by a seemingly ubiquitous and all-powerful force in the universe; God-King Wheaton eats lesser deities like Chuck Lorre and Sheldon Cooper for breakfast and can simultaneously (and terrifyingly) manifest his smiling visage on all computer screens across the world.

The Wil-Wheaton-as-Elton-John-in-a-The-Time-Machine-time-machine-tooling-through-the-Everglades manip seems to defy categorization however.

Hmm.

I may have to rethink this whole scheme.

Carry on.

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