(03-13-2014, 08:40 AM)Major Gripe Wrote: [ -> ]How many of these do we need exactly? We are going to get utterly shitfaced following these…
I think you got um all ::thumbs up::
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(03-13-2014, 08:58 AM)queenoftheDales Wrote: [ -> ]I think you got um all ::thumbs up:: ....
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As I said earlier, the object of the game is to forget you watched.
Sounds like the only sensible approach to anyone still watching S7. I like the idea of turning into Bernard every Thursday might have to change my avatar.
Take a drink whenever Sheldon gets humiliated at work, whenever he achieves a career success only for the show to take it away from him in order to "take him down a peg or two" and to show that he is not that intelligent and successful after all and that Leonard, Howard, Kripke and basically everyone else is more competent and deserving than he is.
Take a drink whenever Penny starts to work on her acting career and seems to be getting somewhere only for the show to take it away from her in order to take her down a peg or two and to show that she is not that talented and independent after all and that she will always have to crawl back to Leonard for support.
I think there should be something about "Howard and His Mom shenanigans" in the list too. Like,
Take a drink whenever Howard, or other characters, joke about how fat Howard's mom is.
Take a drink for every time Sheldon uses an awkwardly placed piece of texan slang. Two drinks if he uses said slang to talk about Amy, or genitals.
Have a little break from drinking if you can see Leonard's pupils. (Trick one. You never can.)
Take two drinks whenever Bernadette imitates Howard's mother.
If necessary, vomiting is permitted whenever Leonard does that thing with his eyes, the puppy dog fuck me look.
And we're probably going to need to set up our own AA meeting. We should book a room.
Which reminds me..
Drink whenever they gloss over a "Botchelennism" - thank you Witchdoctor.
A reminder: time to lay in your liquid supplies.
This thread is just hilarious lol. Some suggestions are so true to the core, that it is actually kind of sad.